if a small child talks to you and your instinct is to crouch down so you can be at their eye level, I like you about 60% more automatically
- Cute boy in class: can I have a piece of paper?
- Me: sure *hands him a marriage certificate*
This is literally the first time dan has had a proper laugh on camera..
- Dumbledore: The dark forest is strictly forbidden to all students
- Dumbledore: Except for detention
- Dumbledore: Where you will be forced to wander around when it's darkest and scariest
- Dumbledore: Doesn't that make so much sense
- Dumbledore: I'm so good at rules
- Dumbledore: Ten points to Dumbledore
Geoff i want a divorce
THE HORSE FUCK GUY
Reblogging for the Loki comments
Moffat is pronounced “satan”
Gatiss is pronouced “satan’s best friend”
would you say it looks like he’s… up to something fowl?
Wonder if he’s popular with the chicks.
with a cock like that? of course!