please turn on the audio for this
This is exactly how physics does not work.
Why didn’t she just use the lipstick on the door?
a bunch of girls commented their numbers on harry’s instagram pics and i am gonna be that asshole that texts them pretending its harry
i fucking love myself
dont be cis
whoops sorry I actually like being a girl.
its ok to be cis if youre a girl
This is it.
This is tumblr’s mindset summed up in one post.
requirements for dating me:
- blue eyes
- be a dragon
Beetles compromise 25% of all animal species. That means 1 in 4 animals is probably a beetle. Is it you? Is it your best friend? How can you be sure?
Ringo could be living in your backyard without you even knowing
I hAve beeN LAUgHING AT THiS FOR TEN MiNUTES
i love that barrowman’s response also distances him from the contestant
"hahahaha women do laundry right john? you with me, john?"
"don’t lump me in with you, you fucking martian”
This is what I’m talking about when I keep saying that men have to deny the endorsement. This guy wanted Barrowman’s tacit support or agreement for his sexism, as part of bonding through humour. John went nope.
"Piano for July 23rd, 2014" by Me