i am FULL of HATE and CEREAL
don’t you hate it when you offer help and the other person says yes
Best of Megara
#meg is just so DIFFERENT#a disney woman who’s been through heartbreak and came out the other end bitter and sarcastic and jaded#putting up walls and barbs around her injured childlike heart#meg is a thwarted romantic#a girl who loved and lost and made herself strong and unbreakable#who isolated herself and became death’s errand girl all while fighting for her individuality#you push her and she pushes back and sidesteps#i love her so goddamn much#naive romanticism wrapped up in a jagged world-weary exterior
When I grow up I want to be Ming-Na Wen.
She’s the voice of Mulan, as if she wasn’t amazing enough.
She broke it with her fingers. Not a fist, her fingers.
Girl is 50 years old.
FIFTY. YEARS. OLD.
fun fact: When you break things with your hands like that you have t break your fingers on purpose before so that they heal stronger. So basically this woman is so badass she broke her hands just to do this.
You asshat, you’re making it sound like she snaps her fingers in half.
Martial artists like Jackie Chan and Bruce Lee (and yes, fucking Ming-Na Wen, that beautiful badass) will build up their bone strength by repeatedly (and fairly gently) striking sand, gravel, wood and steel - this creates tons of microfractures in their bones (smaller than even a hairline fracture) so the bones will heal over again and make the bones stronger and denser with increased deposits of calcium.
This has to be done over long-ass periods of time, so the bones have time to heal, and none of the fractures expand into actual breaks.
Oh, and she’s doing precise-ass kicks in HIGH HEELS.
she kicks ass like a coursing river
with all the force of a great typhoon
With all the strength of a raging fire
I love how Clark Gregg is just standing there like “I’m a boss, but she can kick your arse!” I love it! x’D I want to be Ming-Na Wen when I grow up..
anyone up for a game of monopoly? well too bad the sherman antitrust act forbids them under penalty of the law
be there or
That square is 5 bees by 6 bees I’ll have you know that is a bee rectangle you have failed
Elsa be lookin like she gonna engage in a rap battle or somethin
I still laugh every time I see this post.
imagine a muggleborn in hogwarts starts singing Bohemian Rhapsody under their breath and then another muggleborn notices and starts singing along
and then suddenly all the muggleborns in the area are belting out the lyrics and head banging and every single pureblood is left utterly confused
>teenage actress’s private nudes get leaked
>teenage actress is reviled as a slut and a whore and a bad role model
>james franco asks a seventeen-year-old girl if he can meet her in a private hotel room
>james franco gets to go on saturday night live and joke about what a silly doofus he is for soliciting sex from a girl literally half his age
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